Season 1 · Episode 9

Thailand

From Bangkok's chaos to Koh Samui's hidden gems.

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I started my Thailand journey in Bangkok — the temples, the never-sleeping Khaosan Road, the River Kwai bridge with its heavy history — but the dart's real surprises were waiting south, on the island of Koh Samui. Safari rides, waterfall swims, a beach called Paradise, and some of the strangest sights I've come across anywhere.

Two of those sights stuck with me before I'd even settled in: a set of rock formations that vividly resemble male and female anatomy, and a mummified monk who looks like he never decayed. Thailand does not do things halfway.

Koh Samui: a tropical haven in the Gulf of Thailand

Nestled in the Gulf of Thailand, Koh Samui blends natural wonders, cultural treasures, and luxurious escapes. With its diverse charms, this island paradise caters to every kind of traveler, from the breathtaking landscapes to the rich tapestry of local culture. Let me take you through the most fascinating parts of it.

Hin Ta and Hin Yai: the Grandfather and Grandmother rocks

Koh Samui's coastline is adorned with an unusual love story told by the Hin Ta and Hin Yai Rocks. Known as the Grandfather and Grandmother rocks, these formations are shaped in a way that vividly depicts male and female genitalia.

Legend has it that an elderly couple's shipwreck led to these rocks, serving as a symbol of everlasting love and fertility. The site not only offers a unique photo opportunity but also stands as a testament to the island's rich folklore.

Wat Khunaram and the mummified monk

For a glimpse into the spiritual and mystic side of Koh Samui, Wat Khunaram is a must-visit. This Buddhist temple is renowned for housing the mummified body of Loung Pordaeng, a monk who passed away in a meditative position more than three decades ago.

The preserved body serves as a powerful reminder of the impermanence of life and attracts visitors seeking spiritual enlightenment.

Namuang Waterfall and jungle safaris

Escape the tropical heat by venturing into the heart of Koh Samui's lush jungles to discover Namuang Waterfall. Surrounded by vibrant greenery, the waterfall cascades down in multiple tiers, creating a mesmerizing natural spectacle. Adventurous souls can trek through the dense foliage to reach the upper tiers, while those seeking relaxation can bask in the cool pools at the base.

For a taste of adventure, Koh Samui also offers safari rides through its rugged terrains and diverse landscapes. You encounter elephants, explore coconut plantations, and witness traditional Thai farming practices — a unique blend of excitement and education that connects you with the island's wildlife.

Paradise Beach Resort

During my visit I stayed at Paradise Beach Resort, and what an amazing place it was — luxury meeting the serenity of nature. With private villas nestled along the pristine shores, it's a tranquil escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life: breathtaking ocean views, spa treatments, and exquisite cuisine, all surrounded by the beauty of Koh Samui.

The Magic Buddha Garden

Among the island's hidden gems, the Magic Buddha Garden stands as a testament to artistic devotion and spiritual tranquility. Nestled amidst the lush interior, it's adorned with a collection of awe-inspiring Buddha statues, each telling a story of serenity and enlightenment.

The statues, ranging in size and pose, are meticulously arranged in a serene setting, surrounded by tropical foliage and panoramic views. As you wander the garden's winding paths, a sense of peace envelops you — a sacred space to reflect and appreciate the harmonious blend of nature and culture on Koh Samui.

Culture, markets and festivals

Koh Samui's local culture is a vibrant tapestry woven with traditions, festivals, and warm hospitality. Explore the bustling markets where local artisans showcase their crafts, and savor authentic Thai flavors in street-side eateries. If your timing is right, immerse yourself in festivals such as Loy Krathong, where the shimmering lights of floating lanterns fill the night sky.

Beyond the well-trodden paths, the island keeps revealing more: secluded beaches, water sports, a traditional Thai cooking class. Koh Samui invites you to embark on a journey where every moment unfolds like a page in a tropical fairy tale — from quirky rock formations to spiritual encounters, from lush waterfalls to luxurious retreats.

More adventures across Asia

The dart has sent me all over this part of the world. If Thailand pulls you in, keep going with the temples of Cambodia, the two very different worlds of Vietnam, the islands of the Philippines, and the discipline-meets-future energy of Japan.

Thailand: traveler questions

Is Thailand safe for travelers?

I moved between Bangkok and Koh Samui without any trouble — Thailand is one of the most traveler-friendly countries in Asia. Use normal city common sense in Bangkok's busy areas and around nightlife, watch for the usual tourist-price markups, and you'll be fine.

When is the best time to visit Thailand?

The dry, cooler season from roughly November to February is the sweet spot for both Bangkok and the islands. If you can time it around Loy Krathong, when floating lanterns fill the night sky, do — it's one of the most magical things I saw.

What should I not miss in Koh Samui?

The quirky Hin Ta and Hin Yai rock formations, the mummified monk at Wat Khunaram, the tiers of Namuang Waterfall, and the Magic Buddha Garden hidden in the island's interior. Then slow down at a beach resort and just let the island run at its own pace.